I Think My Cat Is Dealing Nip on the Side.

Whiskers the Feline Entrepreneur

Our beloved tabby Whiskers has been exhibiting some highly suspicious behavior lately. Late-night zoomies, secretive stash spots around the house, and an unusual number of neighborhood cats stopping by at all hours. We’re starting to suspect this cute feline might be running an underground catnip operation.

The evidence is mounting. We’ve found small bundles of catnip hidden in shoes, under furniture, and even tucked behind picture frames. Whiskers maintains an innocent expression, but those dilated pupils tell a different story. This kitty clearly has an entrepreneurial spirit and a nose for business. Maybe we should be proud of our little mogul’s initiative, though we might need to have a talk about appropriate business hours.